It may even be worse than another beloved movie? Oh, you foreign rogue!

The carefully-considered nuances of Orc culture in Tolkien's work was SORELY lacking in the adaptation!

If that first paragraph is meant to do anything other than convince me how hard this movie is going to kick my balls in, it failed. I shall read on.

"Responding that people loyal to the USA will respond with force is not an inappropriate reaction"

Who's "we"? Who do you think runs the military? Don't worry, the left has that covered. Make it 30% women and watch the South's participation plummet. It's coming. Won't be any good for fighting foreign adversaries, but as a domestic population control force, it'll be second-to-none! "Freedom" and its inherent…

I can believe there was a product released somewhere in the year 2015 that failed to adhere to the new religious guidelines as set forth by the AV Club. Can you believe their excuse? Spoilers my ass. Just say it—you hate women and want to continue paying them 77 cents on the dollar for doing the same work while…

They might have been grown-ups, though, and not a minority subset of the population that angrily throws womanly fits over non-issues.

Nerd employees cannot be satiated with a bi-weekly pizza luncheon, that's for sure

Best goddam ensemble ever!

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Please, enjoy some classic internet humor on the topic of Rocky sequels.

Pentalogy? This is the last one, right?

It could have been, Heterosexual Black Person. It was riding that hairy edge!

For real, dude?

Well I'll be damned! Reagan, you rascal!

That story of the brave college professor standing up to the man rang 40% true, as in that's about the likelihood of it having actually happened. Veterans aren't the only people that exaggerate their heroics.

SNL has rebounded lately, you whiny little bitches. "GET HIM OFF THE TELEVISION HE'S A BIG OLD MEANY AND WE HATE HIM"

Indeed. It's kind of like free trade—it only works if everyone plays by the same rules. But since they won't…

Thanks Disqus.

I understand that bullying is an evil that should be discouraged in children, and its opposing virtues should be encouraged (acceptance, kindness, etc). But while this generation has done an admirable job in increasing focus on the latter, there's a key ingredient missing: teaching children to stick up for…

"Not a smidge of doubt", eh? Astounding that after thousands of years of philosophy and thought, including entire centuries of a superior intelligentsia to ours, you don't have a smidge of doubt that a brand new morality, one which wipes away the values of the past in toto, even the values of past socialists, might…