Okay, but...
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If you have a robot read Rovell’s tweets it creates an infinite loop where the only sound that comes out is a steady thin metallic screeching
It’s a shitty situation - the Heat obviously want Bosh to play, but not at the risk of his health or his life
Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.
ANNOUNCER, AT PODIUM: ... and with the 143rd overall pick, Prince George selects Jackson Jackson.
... and now I know where to get my uniform when I’m hired as a janitor at the Jedi Temple.
Budget? Please. Pretty sure the guy who sleeps on the sidewalk around the corner from me paid way less than $49.90 for the whole ensemble and has a shopping cart to boot.
Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.
Vogel isn’t a perfect coach or anything.
Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.
I really feel this is bad GM’ing, too short-term thinking. If I were running the Lakers, I’d think of throwing a pick or two Golden State’s way for that Curry fellow. Seems like the type of player that could become a star if under the bright lights of Los Angeles.
That first quarter was just insane yesterday. No Curry and the Warriors still completely buried Portland and just toyed with them the rest of the way. Seriously, 37-17 after the 1st? That’s like watching a good high school girls team play a bad high school girls team.
would it be fair to say that
Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…
No way that bike race is in Brooklyn. All the riders’ bike wheels are the same size.
How much talcum powder and beef jerky do you guys typically carry in your cargo shorts to a first date?
“because they have good readers”