“Umm, excuse me sirs, would you please just come inside? There’s 5 cars behind you at the drive thru and you’re never going to be able to bike away with this much food.”

I do NOT remember that guy.

I was out of blueberries so I used blue marbles instead. These muffins are terrible. One star.

I understand not wanting to admit LeBron is in Jordans league but holy fuck, are you saying Jordans Bulls beat 6 teams AS GOOD as the team that just won 73 games as defending champions? Led by a two time MVP and two other arguable top 10 NBA players coupled with one of the most exceptionable benches in history? I like…

That makes no sense.

Looking forward to their next story, “Mussolini: How He Made the Trains Run on Time.”

LeBron James, now 31 years old and carrying more miles than the car you bought for $800 when you were 17,

Mike Tykeson

Hasn’t he been punished enough?

Air Seinfelds

The White Walkers

Dyed and Prejudice by Emily Austen

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

Still not the worst beating suffered by a Ventura on the mound.

Who in the fuck are those guys

Is...is that camel toe?

Oddly shaped men in baseball uniforms you say?

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.