We’re coming to wherever you are and forming the state there. We’re gonna compel you to do hard labor until you repent your reactionary ways. We’re gonna call it DarthHappyIsADoltstan. It’s gonna be dope.

I don’t find ‘who started it’ to be a valid counter-argument. We can’t change the past. The facts on the ground are what they are now. If this were 2012, I might have a different answer.

buddy i have 30 liters of blood in me im never going to have a stroke

i have three times the normal blood of ah uman being i and two other wild eyed worked up deadspin commenters can take these bears on and still pay the blood tax

It’s a piece of racist dogwhistle propaganda.

If you suggest that the Democratic primaries were unfairly contested, that’s a crazy conspiracy. If leaked info shows objectively that they were unfairly contested, well, that’s politics and we already knew that already and Putin was probably behind the leaks anyway.