The article describes the rumor as “physiologically improbable,” which I think rules out scat. I think the most likely explanation is that the rumor involved him inserting something improbably large into his anus.

Why is USA still using retard units of measuring things?! from temperature to distance to weight, you name it...oh they love imperial units so much, they love the british to their core, i get it..long live the queen, right americans?