So he gets his cake and to eat it too?

Now that the Yankees have two guys named Frazier, the lesser one should have to change their last name to Niles.

It’s so unlike a Redskin to be swindled by a bunch of white guys

Not only can you join them, you’ve just been named the starting pitcher for Friday.

I hear they are leaning the opposite way and looking at Steve Alchevy.

And now begins the insane list of names delusional IU fans throw out to replace him.

This seems like an appropriate time to mention that his name is an anagram for EMBRACE MOTHER.

As a lifelong Bills fan all I can say is this is totally embarrassing and a complete disgrace.

Does it really matter? Hamilton can display his stunning lack of understanding on economics- and now politics!- across any platform.

“You can’t bring Miller in this ear-”

Just direct me to the god damned maze entrance. I already scalped one of you last week for the map.

You could say he was hamstrung by his shoulder injuries? No? Fuck.

So it turns out these “neutral doctors" were, in fact, a bunch of Jags.

(In case our pal Zack deletes his tweet)

I remember watching that. It was like watching a man stab himself to death with a spoon.

Making ol’ JR make calls against his favorite college team just ain’t right, man.

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?