I would take this over a Tesla anyday

OK, so what’s the legitimate point of buying this? The article casually mentions dropping $170 on something without giving a single non-criminal thing to do with it.

You guys are assholes for promoting this. It is never appropriate to suggest people should buy hacking devices to use against others that they dislike. That’s fucked up.

About fucking time!

I know I am old.. but that car is still good looking to me. 

I’m sure these cars are used/maintained with the same care and diligence their owners put into financial planning. Oh wait, that’s not a good thing.

That’s simply not true. It’s possible for a Miata to be driving fast enough to kill a pedestrian, sure. But if you had to choose between getting hit by a Miata going 35 mph or an F-350 going 35 mph, you’d be far better off picking the Miata because the force of the impact from the F-350 would be significantly greater.…

Oh, good, now Jalopnik can tell us that inflation should be blamed on the Fed. My subscription here is really paying off.

Can we all just take a minute and observe that the top photo is pretty decent photoshop work? The pacifier is so-so, but the baby sun hat is a pretty convincing sell.  Just needs a little more edge blur and depth of field.  Nice!

I’ll bet you that Chubby Cox gets more stars for their response, than you get for your comment. #ACAB

Yeah, fuck cops. I’m not sure I see what your problem is.

It annoys me that it is ALWAYS the WORST types of people who paint the Murican’ flag on everything. 99.9999% of the time its some angry Trump- Supportin’ Bigot. Would be nice if some day we take back the flag.

Nice flag wrap bruh. Gotta love flag guys. Especially the ubiquitous flag stickers on most bro-trucks. Yay, you’re an American. The other 340 million of us appreciate you letting us know.

At least she didn’t try to pull some Sovereign Citizen bullshit.

why can’t you read, dunce

This guy is a huge embarrassment to Alabama the country.

Have a lot of people posting pictures of various Democrats in orange prison uniforms saying they need to go to jail (some may need to but doubt enough to stick). It takes all of my restraint to not respond that I’m fine with any of them going so long as they’re okay with Cheetolini and his crew going too, I don’t of…

Fucking awful, awful man. Too bad the fall wasn’t more serious.

Here’s hoping any injuries he sustained are nothing trivial.

If this had been Biden it would have been that he was so frail and obviously confused and unfit