The safety cage seems to hold up well at least, but with that many rolls you’d have scrambled eggs for brains after the air bags deflated. To add insult to injury your insurance would probably total the vehicle out and leave you even more upside down than the crash.

I test drove a first generation Eclipse and loved the looks, the price, and the comfortable even for a 6 footer front seats. It would have followed me home had I not been so far underwater on an existing car.

If I wake up and find myself on a Disney Cruise I’ll instantly know I’m dead and went to Hell instead of Heaven.

Jeep can start an ad campaign boosting they now have 3 vehicles in Consumer Reports top 10. Oh, wait...

That’s like being told Door Number Two and Door Number Three both have a year’s supply of canned squid behind them.

Mostly great, but I dislike the V grille as much on this as I do on the production cars. The back and three quarters are stunning though.

Great way to alienate a lot of your readers Collin with that headline Colin. At least, the few you’ve still got. 

Let’s be clear, the “Boomer” brand you refer to is for a very specific political persuasion. 

It’s a lackluster color combo but otherwise I love it. With than engine it’s el lobo in oveja’s clothing.

That’s the whole point of most 70s cars. 

The Dale of our times, except with a less interesting frontm... person. 

This monstrosity, plus the audacious request to take apart a bridge to get it out of dock (even though it turned out not to be necessary), getting rid of AmazonSmile, and Bozos’ joyride into space are what convinced me to let Prime expire when it runs out in early ‘24.

Am I the only one shocked Apple hadn’t already left? It’s not like anyone didn’t already know Musk’s position on this. 

So you really put this in the frivolous lawsuit category?

I think one million for every dollar VW tried to extort from these terrified parents to save this baby seems fair.

I wish they’d just forgo the badge engineering bullshit and just bring us the cars with the same branding/same everything as the eur0-spec versions, with only whatever updates were need to federalize them.

I think this is a smart move for Honda. Absolutely no one is serving this part of the market with a coupe. Front end is a bit fussy, but otherwise it’s amazing. I just hope they don’t choke at the 11th hour and add fing faux rear doors to it, then it goes from “I want” to hard no. 

No dolphin. Take your star.

God, they can’t even vacuum it out? But it really doesn’t matter, these were hideous when new and haven’t magically become nicer over time. I’d rather have a PT Cruiser convertible and those are so nasty they make me shudder a bit. Send it to the crusher.

Yeah, only every time I have ever bought a car. I have to inform the salesperson, yes, this package is available on this model, idgit, look it up.