Why did they do that to the suspension? Why, God, why?!

No one in this story seems particularly likable...

The average gas tax in the United States is less than $0.30 per gallon.

You must have a very tight sphincter if that qualifies as “out the ass”

That light grey rectangle is a damn convincing argument! /s

“Sorry everything’s so blurry — I didn’t have time to deinterlace the game”

Pulling out and expanding on one of your points...Tesla is about as luxurious, overall, as a modern day mid-range Toyota. If you sat in a Model S Plaid then sat in a Mercedes S580 the difference would be stark, the two aren’t in the same league. There’s nothing “luxurious” about Teslas, other than the inflated price…

1st Gear: I would argue that Tesla is only “luxury” in price. The inside of the 3 and Y are much less luxurious than my 9 year old Lexus CT (the cheapest Lexus) and about on par with my 15 year old Highlander Hybrid. The Model 3 and a Camry/Altima/Accord are probably better comparisons, even though I would easily give…

I can’t believe every new car has already apparently had damage to the rear quarter panels and had to have mismatched donor car parts welded in.

Super weird look.

Does Jalopnik write any original content at all ? Every single article is written about someone else’s journalism! It is either an article about some youtuber who did the actual work or article just quoting another article in the news media!

I always assumed Hoe Avenue would be located in Ron Burgundy’s mind somewhere on Whore Island.

“Dealers hate this one simple trick!”

Maybe we should just make smaller EV’s

Had it been a Tesla, I wonder if the ventilation method would work - it seems lithium battery fires are significantly harder to extinguish (and keep extinguished) than “boring” old gasoline fires....

Yeah, the Trump Admin was so good on not not having any corruption during the Orange Jesus’s time in office!

driver was subsequently arrested and charged with multiple crimes in connection with the incident

I feel like there was no photographer involved in the pictures above. 

Tragiq. Hopefully its a quiq fix

I think a tartan kilt would go really well with that color scheme, and give everyone something with a little more range of motion and breathability vs. a pencil skirt. 

why no one with a beard wearing a skirt in that photo ??