The 1980s Hardbody trucks were awesome because they weren’t so stupidly large, and had no bullshit styling. This is the exact opposite of that.

Wow, this means my 1976 Dodge Dart is futuristic!

Exactly. It’s the kind of crap you would doodle in your notebook, during study hall, many decades ago.

UFOs: Solved.

Hammer Time (Can Touch This)

There should be no investigations bullshit in cases like this where there is no room for doubt. Terminate immediately then go to trial.

It’s cute but like hell the trash collectors are going to put them back on the little cars.

Soon the smile will be replaced with an aggressive snarl.

Flip phone.

Hopefully this rarity goes to a good home and doesn’t get ruined. Two-door Zephyrs weren’t especially common even when they were new.

Getting a ‘68 Impala stuck on a railroad crossing. Shenanigans were involved in getting it there, and the whole event was quite stressful, but fortunately the car was unstuck before anything bad happened.

What’s next, forgetting to refuel before takeoff?

If the concept is that generic, imagine how boring the production model will be.

I believe cars are more expensive to repair, but everyone shouldn’t be footing the bill for a Rivian that gets totaled by a tapping a grocery cart. Make the people buying the outlandishly expensive shit foot the bill, not those of us that bought something something reasonable.

When first responders are willing to go on the record against you, you have a problem.

Emeya is a name so bizarre even VW would have passed on it.

I agree with none. I’ll drive my 2019 until I die if I have to. It has automatic braking, Car Play and all the creature comforts. No way I am paying for something I’m not getting.

The main course was hair dye stir fry. Or maybe shoe polish stir fry, depending on how realistic/accurate they wanted to be.

Wait, aren’t you supposed to steer into a typhoon to regain control?