Any Ford or Lincoln from Goldfinger, nice Mustang, spiffy Falcon Ranchero, and of course the glorious Lincoln Continental (just let me out before it goes to the crusher, please).

Oh hell yes to the interior. The door panels in particular were made of plastic less durable than the average take-home potato salad container.

This was a shitty, generic design with a jacked up price for nothing more than a very badly restyled Mustang. Too big to be small and too small to be big. And super-cheap materials. Find any used one and take a gander at the lower door panels and recoil in horror. Such a lost opportunity for Ford to have done…

I knew there was a Fusion Hybrid, but somehow missed the Energi plug-in version. A plug-in hybrid completely misses the point, if you ask me, the worst of both worlds. If you’re going to have to worry with charging, you might as well go full EV.

Don’t forget Google.

Getting through the latest copy of National Enquirer, Star, Globe, and National Examiner will cure even the most constipated amongst us. 

Dying in your Tesla while watching a Harry Potter movie might be slightly more of a mortifying epitaph, but it’s close. And at least the Ultimate Harry Potter fan didn’t take anyone else with him, as I recall.

Yeah, I did an apples to apples comp on my 2019 with the exact same boxes checked and it was thisclose to being $6K more.

Originally I was planning on replacing my 2019, but since Ford decided not to add a hybrid to lineup, there’s really no compelling reason to change cars at this time since I checked off every box possible when ordering that car, including Safe and Smart. I like the front end of the new generation a bit more than the…

1st gear - As long as a driver has to be on the ready to take over, I don’t consider a car to be self-driving, it’s just a tragedy waiting to happen when the driver is caught off guard

If Macan was as sexy as that boat, Porsche would have an SUV worth putting their name on. Even half as sexy.

Most newer cars (I have a 2019 Ford) have such great cabin filters pretty much nothing gets through. The downside is the filter does its job so well it needs replaced at every oil change. Expensive, but to me, worth it.

Don’t leave out the pretty much now weekly “near miss” events and far too frequent ingested workers in list of reasons why it’s a great time to fly. Flying has definitely stepped up from shit show to horror show.

I just can’t wrap my head around gas station food being fresh, tasty or in the least bit hygienic. Especially when the name of the place, Sheetz, reminds me of something I definitely don’t want to get a case of after eating.

I was really looking forward to Sonic’s arrival. Then I tried it twice, once it was mediocre, the second time it was inedible.

Cruisegskam needs to be a thing.

I too received an unexpected gem education today, LOL

Performance mods probably means those 70,000 miles were rode hard and put away wet. That plus the rims = hard no on what would have otherwise been a very mighty appealing configuration.

So sick of four-door crossovers/SUVs with an itty-bitty truck bed tacked onto them like this. Damn shame too, this is a good looking vehicle, with a standard or extra cab with two-doors, and maybe not so idiotically tall, it would have been pretty appealing.