This is way more convincing than PT Cruiser or the even lamer HHR.

Toyota certainly did retro a helluva lot better than we did. If the door handles weren’t recessed and the tires were bigger I would have been totally faked out.

Star for accidentally.

Real men don’t use toilet seat liners, they proudly sit on the shit of others.

Hopefully Hazmat was able to successfully treat this law enforcement officer after his obviously painful exposure to USD. Well, the physical symptoms at least, he’ll likely never recover from the mental effects. Denim may be a permanent trigger for the rest of this life.

I worked in window display for years and can guarantee you that is in fact a wig. And a very cheap one at that.

Ah, nothing says upscale adding bland late 1970's style two-toning to a vehicle that basically looks exactly like everything else the company has made for years. Oh, I exaggerate a bit, it doesn’t look exactly like everything else they’ve made for years, they did add some lovely perforated baking trays to the front…

Your ageism is showing. All Boomers are not dirty, balding hateful old men with greasy pony tails that piss and moan about everything and think January 6th was awesome, they’re just the ones that make all the noise and get all the attention.

I like a fun, sporty vehicle myself, but people that buy absolutely stupid shit like this should have to pay much higher registration, taxes and licensing fees every year. Obviously insane gas prices don’t seem to be making a dent.

I know what you meant. All the damn CAFE loopholes is why we traded large, inefficient cars for exponentially larger and more inefficient trucks.

The Ionic 6 won’t be even remotely in the same price class as Sonata. Ioniq 5 starts $20,000 above Sonata N-Line.

That’s strange. Since the redesign, I’ve seen more Sonatas locally than any other generation to date. But I do live adjacent to a very fancy area that tends towards early adoption of the new and hip.

Leave it to GM to find a way to fuck the environment with an EV by squandering as many raw materials as possible to build the ugly bastard and then finding a way for it to suck as much power from the grid as possible once its built. 

Since Jalopnik already gives over 50% of it’s real estate to ads, more than any other site I go to, watching a commercial before I can see a video is just too big an ask on top of that.

To me, that’s a having your cake and eating it too setup. The only but is interiors in 1981 were damned ugly.

My 2019 Mustang with 20K on the odometer is supposed to be worth the sticker price when new. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???????

Yesterday I saw someone driving what appeared to be a quite decent late-model Focus sedan except when it got close I noticed it had no hood, and alot of mangling that made it look like adding even a harlequin hood would be about impossible. Heavy rains were about ten minutes out and that point and I felt terrible for…

And Burger King.

500,000 x 2 now.

It’s all about the urinating on each other. And themselves.