• Greens and aquas, give me the greens and aquas

1st gear: Sorry the new bus isn’t cute, it’s horrendous. It’s the PT Cruiser of 2023.

Nu is a breathtakingly beautiful woman and I think she was an absolutely perfect choice for the cover, but a designer sending that swimsuit down the runway on Making the Cut would have been cut. The stylist failed miserably.

1st gear: All I have to say is if Hyundai/KIA wants to dominate in EVs they are going to have to find a less hideous place to put the charging cap. Bleh.

Is it just me, or since the pandemic has traffic enforcement just sort of checked out and gone into complete don’t give a fuck mode? Any trip I make I can count on seeing at least one, if not multiple GTA-like driving events, often involving two or three cars, that goes completely unfettered until the group is out of…

My dryer has sportier styling.

Star for jack-booted

I think you’d want to feel and hear those doors open in close in person, but otherwise, why the hell not?

5th gear: Lyriq sounds like a prescription drug for old people, so fits with Cadillac’s customer quite well... at least the one they actually have, as opposed to the one they fantasize about. And I’m guessing about less than .1 percent would be interested in public charging because even retirement condos have garages…

I was raised GM but with a heavy Chrysler influence on my grandparents side. Obviously that leaves me absolutely nowhere in today’s car buying world.

I don’t suppose the black box gets as detailed as knowing if the cockpit door was open at the time, or shortly before. Other wild ideas include could one or both of the pilots been imposters? So many questions.

Besides the fact Si was restyled to look like a scaled down Accord?

Ask them why it had to have 4 damn doors. Instead of floundering in a sea of sporty sedans where even Screaming Yellow Zonker paint won’t make a difference, this thing could have been the total ass-kicker of all the sport coupes.

And this entire chain of sad events was triggered by some selfish asshole who decided to litter, a much more common occurrence in these last couple of years as our society continues to rapidly devolve.

And as bad as it was, things could’ve been exponentially worse. Kudos to the driver immediately behind the dump…

I forgot how damned funny that was, I need to re-watch it, thanks!

Actually guffawed. Take your star.

Right. Common sense is very uncommon these days, otherwise we’d not be so deep into the shit as we are. Glad this guy escaped the mass brain numbing that seems to have swept most of the country.

You’re lead photo pretty much nails it. I don’t know why, but bland Chevy boxes make me irrationally angry. Okay, wait, it’s more than that, all Chevrolets, in fact, all GM products make me angry or depressed or angressed because of what they used to be compared to what they are now.

Also giant trucks, and fucking coal…

First gear: I never thought I’d be giving Hyundai a second though, but dammit that hybrid Elantra is a looker and checks all the boxes. I can easily see that excitement melting away once I made contact with a dealership though.