In recent years, cheap cars are the only ones with a good color ranges. For example, Chevy Speck Spark always had two of the best colors in the entire GM 9m lineup.

But not for lack of trying. How quickly we forget January 6, 2021.

Rockets and feathers, OMG. Finally, a name for the gas shenanigans bullshit.

Every Chik-fil-hAte location is like this. All the KKKristians go out of their way to prove how superior they are by lining up 25 cars deep to get stingy portions of mediocre overpriced mall food. What good would it do if they got their food quickly and the entire world couldn’t witness them suffering to prove how…

Even after being fired, still a Teslastan. That’s sick.

Time for a new section, Buslopnik! :-)

Nissan just wrote it’s Fonzie jumping the shark episode with that one.

This is such an America thing, to want to take a superior characteristic and make it shittier. Adding a little bit of exterior sound so pedestrians don’t get squashed is fine, but anything else is just stupid.

Gold star for LeeBaron.

Henry Ford did OK.

When the freedom to wear anything you want results in looking like you’re rushing home to at least 12 cats.

Oddly it looks more expensive in Popcicle purple.

A much more fun marketing concept that the trying waaaaaaaay too hard to be hip animated crap Honda and Acura have latched onto.

The interior, aside from the instrumentation, is quite nice, but the exterior is a two-tone shit show so tacky it makes the Pontiac Aztec look good.

I can see most people’s desires to go EV being crushed in this manner. Even with tax incentives, manufacturer and dealer greed combined will relegate EVs to toys for the rich for many years to come.

Right, that whole lambs to the slaughter approach didn’t work out so well for Saturn either. All they really need is a simple rule that if you sell for MSRP+ your allocation drops to zero on that vehicle for the next 6 months. Simple and clear.

A diesel hybrid would be a marriage made in hell. I don’t care what anyone says, diesels suck. Messy, smelly, expensive and wildly inconvenient when the temperature is below freezing, but mostly the mileage is completely overrated.

They started off with a good idea but the interior is absolutely hideous. Vintage exteriors are just as stunning as the exteriors, so for $460K I’d be expecting a helluva lot more.

This purple monstrosity is quite the affront, but I think Jay Leno converting a classic first-generation Toronado to RWD is still way worse.

I guess when you get saddled with a last name like Fux, good taste isn’t a reasonable expectation.