I really feel like all Harry has to do is go on camera with the BBC and say “The media is the reason my mother died when I was 12, and the reason my child will not have her in their life. I’m sure you all will understand my desire for privacy.”

Yes. Also, child support needs to be paid from the date of conception. 

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care. 

I missed the end of the game. At the final buzzer did Grayson Allen shriek and transform into a flock of blackbirds?

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Now this is how you turn a shit sandwich into a casserole hot dish.

FOr all the late 30somethings/40somethings out there: