Angering Drew enough to get him to write this, even though it physically pained him? I regret nothing.

"An officer asked Geer to step out of the car. "He got out and they arrested him for drunk in public," says Stewart. "He learned he could have stayed in his car and he never would have been arrested."

YES about being somewhat understanding that when you travel, you will be in a different place with different customs, and yes, different prices. I grew up in California, and like many Californians of their generation, my grandparents originally hailed from the Midwest. The concept of inflation and differences in…

Can you do a BCO with the ones that you don't even believe?! I would love to see that.

I worked in doctors office. I collected the paper that held the diagnoses for you after you saw the doctor as well as your co-pay. When I told a guy his copay was 10 dollars, he gave me a "bill" and told me to keep the change and basically bolted out.

this is it. this is the one. here we go.

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

Please keep talking, this is going great for you

At this rate we'll hear from everyone at the party! (And evidently not one of them will consider the viewpoint of the actual sex worker interviewed in this post, FANCY THAT)

I will slowly lure all the Sportatorium commenters over here with stories about strippers and you will all be exquisitely uncomfortable but also very well informed about the feminist issues of the day, MY PLAN IS FLAWLESS

You've just won at cul-de-sac.

"They are living, breathing capital letters, walking around with Comic Sans souls and a visible weave."

Back before my face and body submitted to gravity, I spent two years shaking my ass at a relatively 'classy' chain in the south. We had to wear gowns on the floor while cruisin' for customers, and if some of the more *assertive* ladies happened to catch anyone giving extras in the VIP, they would get the shit kicked…

Oh. Crap, well, I certainly didn't mean it to time out like that. Still, this is hardly a glorification — I'm only here at all because history turned out like it did!

Also, props for interviewing an actual stripper for this. In the whole sex worker debate/discussion, the voice I hear the least is of the sex workers themselves!

The perverts up by the stage would be, I suppose, venture fapitalists?

What women really don't like: Babbling idiots who make inane generalizations about what we do and don't like. Also, we can't stand anything called Cowherd, Paolantonio or Uggs.

I'm an American, born and raised and I feel that way whenever I'm told to support the troops because they're "fighting for my freedom." I have no trouble at all respecting individual soldiers, who are treated quite poorly after their service and have shameful levels of homelessness and untreated mental health issues.…

My brother is getting disability from the Army for PTSD, and he's a jingoistic, right wing nationalist. He's also very racist. I spent time around him until he assaulted me. Does that count?

I like grinding sometimes, it relaxes me. But there are limits of that as well.