There is always at least one player who makes the escort/ hooker mistake. Just spitballing here.

While a “death nail” might be an interesting concept, I think you are looking for “death knell,” the ringing of a bell when someone has died.

What if I just say it loud and with a lot of energy but it’s not really ‘funny’ per se?

Replying to push this perfect post up. So so so brilliant.

“Nah, man, I am a comedian.”

when the Eagles responded later on a 4th and goal before halftime by throwing a trick pass to THEIR QB Foles for a touchdown, that HAD to be the greatest Troll Play in NFL history.

One of the best SBs ever? You must not like defense.

Meanwhile at the White House.....

Al Micheals actually said:

Collinsworth wanted the Pats to come back and win more then that Pats wanted to. Terrible night with him.

Collinsworth said that and a whole game’s worth of other stupid shit. My favorite was pinning Brady’s missed reception on taped hands while we watched the ball bounce off the fingertips of his one gloved and one un-taped hands.

I was 70% expecting them to overturn it because of course they would in a critical game vs. the Pats, but no way in frozen hell was he not a runner at that point. I swear some of these guys think you have to have two hands on the football and then sign the proper forms in triplicate before you can be considered having…

In all fairness, if the NFL decided that it was somehow not a catch, I wouldn’t be surprised.

We all guffawed and that and I explained to my cynical children that it’s his job to be positive about everything, and my son said, “except the Eagles touchdowns.”

Yeah, Collinsworth was absolutely terrible this game. He had a storyline scripted in his head, and he couldn’t quite catch up with reality.

Better yet I believe this should be the final death nail in Steve Fisher’s head coaching career. This performance by Foles, Goff’s year and Keenum’s throughout the year is a complete indictment on the utter ineptitude of that man as a coach. Amazing those 3 qbs were on the same team.

this is the last place I’d ask about anything pertaining to Nick Foles.

He’s got Joe Flacco written all over him.

Was it Collingsworth or Al Michaels who said this game was just as good as Justin Timberlake’s halftime performance? I was wondering what kind of crack they were handing out at the buffet station when I heard that horseshit.

Michaels and Collinsworth sounded like their dog died when that final play ended up incomplete. Hell Collinsworth is probably still finding a way to turn that touchdown into an incomplete pass.