Nah, I’m good. I am prepared to miss it completely. The Superbowl, too.

This is one of those deals where the winner and loser is defined by how you evaluate risk. An above-average starter with one year left on his deal and a mid-first round pick for a guy who could end up becoming one of the worst contracts in the history of professional sports if he gets hurt again, or is a top-15 player…

I gotta give the guy points for creativity as to asking for a few minutes alone with this dirtbag.

The only thing the league should do is ban this fan for life

Assault does not necessarily involve a physical attack. Assault is any action that causes the other person to fear bodily harm. It can be a slap, a punch or a shove, but it can also be a verbal threat of violence, aggressive posturing (a raised fist, jabbing a finger) or yelling angrily in someone’s face.

Space they should be? He’s on the court screaming in his face. I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not.

I mean, I suppose if you wanted to get dead, there are worse ways to do it than aggressively confronting an adrenaline riding Russell Westbrook.

Good for Russ. He is the God of Destruction and only lightly pushed the fan away.* Great restraint.

His balls, of course, have long since entered Valhalla

“But not my pissant daughter.”

“...and I’d really like to thank my son.”

He is at fault for the volleyball, Wilson, dying in Cast Away. He then comes home and makes Helen Hunt feel like shit for thinking he was dead. I consider him the villain.

No, I don’t want to suspend all the D1 football players, but I definitely want to suspend any that are hurling racist insults at minority players. When “shit-talking” turns racist, it’s not just “shit-talking.”

Burn it all down.

OTOH, the problem is not that App State is putting together the commission in response to the Brown incident, the problem is that it didn’t have a commission in the first place. App State is not a small school, they have a large and storied athletic department, they absolutely need to pay attention to diversity and…

And the DNA testing didn’t narrow it down...

Even if he has never met his father, he could probably figure out that his name is John Wilson III.

A four game suspension for the coach seems a bit harsh. I hope he doesn’t freeze to death on the team bus during those 25 minutes.

The answer sarge is looking for is as follows: It wasn’t sent to the prosecutor because you put in your report “I informed Mrs. _____ that we would be closing the case with no prosecution sought...” That was you, dummy. Sometimes you can’t pass the buck and wonder how something slipped through the cracks of a large…

If they had asked any doctor or nurse about this “treatment” they would have quickly learned the truth of the lame lie.