This was first “Holy shit” trade in NBA I can remember in awhile. The last few big ones were telegraphed (Sacramento looking to move Boogie Cousins etc...) if I remember right so they were headline grabbing, but not out of left field.

Bob City!

Hopefully the Clippers can flip Jordan and we can get the Boban minutes we all deserve.

Remember when Chris Paul and Blake Griffin locked DeAndre Jordan in his home forcing him to remain a Clipper? Jordan is a sucker.

The district attorney went on to dispute any part of the incident was waterboarding, though he said the alleged assailants used the phrase before the attack began.

Natrona county’s relationship with Lady Justice is a Blonigen/off again affair.

No “I don’t want to ruin these young men’s lives over this incident?” How am I supposed to get my Shitty Hazing Excuses Bingo now?!

Get a load of this guy with his “Look at me — I have to hang ‘em up” press conference. Always the exact middle of attention.

You don’t want to rush into a decision like this one. Unlike deciding to change quarterbacks for no damn good reason and almost miss the playoffs because of five picks by some scrub. Thank god for that blizzard game.

Lopez looks like he got a little too into the edibles and is now freaked out by his own hand.

He should consider himself lucky.

On the other hand, better *he* have all that money than Dolan.

Thibs is licking his chops...

And somewhere, Phil Jackson laughs on a Tahitian beach while lighting fires with unsold JD and the Straight Shot tickets.

You rang?

...which is why they will release him, then re-sign him. Book it.

For a second I thought he was an expiring contract next season...nope! This is year 2 of his 4 year contract. That tweet was kind of misleading. This is hilariously only the second season under that horrible contract.

That picture is from a Geico commercial.....I swear.

Toucher & Rich?

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…