After none of his teammates helped him up the other night against the Spurs (and Crowder literally stepping over him), I’m really hoping Love finds a way out of Cleveland soon. He’s never complained and fully embraced his role as the #3 option on the team (even if it took a while), yet it seems like every year they…

Passive aggressive lebron. He picks kyrie to tell him that he misses him. He picks love to pretend everything is fine. He picks kd to ask him if they can clear cap so he can join the warriors

Every article I read about Simmons (and Lonzo, and Kris Dunn, and two years ago Elfrid Payton, and literally any other PG without a jumper) treat it as a foregone conclusion that he’ll learn to shoot because two decades ago Jason Kidd did. He’s getting triple doubles playing the way that comes naturally to him, has a…

That’s because their viewership has no object permanence. Look at their favorite President. He says and does outrageous, stupid, dangerous, unpatriotic, and/or unbecoming stuff every single day and they look right past it the next day.

All Australians are unable to shoot thanks to Port Arthur.

I will never sleep again. Thank you.

Fellow reptilians, don’t you just hate it when you’re about to board your private jet, and the anticipation of shedding your meat suit overcomes all reason before you’re safely within the cabin? And of course it always happens when there are cameras around. Leaves us no choice but to cultivate weird hairdos as cover.

I like Windhorst. Any idea where he will be moving this offseason?

“Green doesn’t even have a good reason to be mad at Windhorst”

Wow, Lohaus. Talk about “let’s remember some guys”.

Drummond has nothing on the best “revenge for being left out” performance of all time. On January 27, 1990, one day after A.C. Green (seriously) was announced as an All-Star starter over Karl Malone (SERIOUSLY THIS HAPPENED), the Mailman had 61 points and 18 rebounds in just 33 minutes in a 48 point win over the Bucks.

“As tragedies are politicized, blame is inevitable”...oh go straight to hell, please. Calling this “politicized” is beyond disgusting.

Throughout my career, I have worked very hard to put Team MSU first.

He statement is truly amazing. She is trying to play the victim. Now I hope they find some hard evidence of her covering it up.

“Simon has given 40 years to this University”

In afraid you’re probably right. She didn’t resign because she suddenly had an attack of conscience. The board didn’t force a resignation because they needed to start paying penance. Someone realized it was going to cost them money and enrollment, and ordered her out. Frankly, it probably would have been better if she…

From Lou Anna Simon’s Wikipedia page:

Guess “this Nassar thing” was finally important enough to merit some attention from the MSU higher-ups.

I certainly hope the Board held an exhaustive, 10-minute conversation about her resignation before moving on to other important business on the agenda, like whether they should hold her retirement party in Vegas, Monte Carlo, or Macau.