The original Isaiah Thomas

I’d go with Chamberlain. If not for Russell, Wilt would be undisputed GOAT.

I actually think trading Lebron is the best move (Lebron has a no-trade but if he’s already out the door, I’d bet his agent could swing a trade for half the Lakers roster). I’d even throw Lonzo in the deal. I doubt Lebron goes there while it’s still Baller City.

Thomas makes $6 million. In a league where Noah make $18 million, I’d say Thomas is worth $15 mil at least. Some idiot will probably pay him $20m.

I only stand for false flags

Hornacek immediately tases Noah just to test the theory

So is my take “Cops overreacting due to racism” or “Cops belatedly realized this guy plays minutes for the local pro team and gave him a pass on charges”? Let me know, Deadspin.

If this crimps his acting career, then I’m putting it in the Win column

Tell me again how Phil Jackson is a genius

That’s why you buy stocks...to get some of your regurgitated, watered-down pie back

Yeah, let’s save those perks and handouts for billionaire sports team owners where they belong

So now four degrees away from a presidential ticket?

During the Sunday game I saw “We Stand United” shirts in the crowd, so I’m guessing this will go the way of Penn State with lots of people uniting on the pro-rape side

Curry was hampered by injuries the year they lost to the Cavs, and the NBA gifted them a game with Draymond’s suspension, but whatever

“one less player to steal stats from Westbrook’s triple doubles!” — Deadspin staff last year

He’s just like a kid having fun out there

Can we officially call IT a locker-room cancer?

Local DA’s swill at the same trough, unless they’re slurping dick directly from the tap (metaphorically)

Campus sexual assaults should be investigated by federal prosecutors. You’ll never get a fair shake through the school or local police, and all the DAs in football towns get free tickets.

But he’ll get a triple double and be the Deadspin MVP