My money’s on Chris Paul punching Harden in the nuts and getting suspended

a very stable genius

On my second watch I almost skipped that one but I’m too much of a purist to do such a thing.

The Fly is my least favorite episode.

Civil suits and possible criminal investigations will do the job. I can foresee a couple of hundred gymnasts OWNING MSU in a decade.

Gotta rescue those March Madness seeds...

It’s the same cognitive dissonance that has 60 million americans sucking wrinkled orange cock.

Montana is the GOAT. No Super Bowl losses in an era before touching a receiver or QB drew a flag.

Imagine the brady leaks with Jimmy G earning more than him in ‘18. He’d be wearing Depends under his skirt, he’d be so leaky.

But why? Belichick gets no pleasure out of anything.

People are saying Tom Brady fingered Trump’s asshole? I don’t know, I’m just asking questions here.

Also the fact they honored and promoted him made the reflection even more vital to cover up. Failing upwards like in any corrupt institution.

Man, what a porno that would’ve made—one orange schlong and one gray schlong battling it out

How long until all the abortions Trump funded start to leak out?

Won’t someone think of the Bill Simmons’ columns?

He was spanking Giselle with a Sports Illustrated

That’s why I’d draft three QBs every single year until I hit on one. You have them cheap for four years or can cut them whenever you want, sticking with the best three unless a better one comes along. Seems a lot more cost-effective than paying Cousins $25 million.

Who would’ve guessed that the Greatest American Hero would be from Finland?

After Kobe, I am fine with zero of these ever again, for anyone.