This is my comfort for all the masshole ring-jizzing and their self-identification with miserable strangers whose success they have nothing to do with. They are all going to die.

he’s the guy we laugh at when he “dances” unless he’s throwing out money

yeah but just think what Kaepernick could’ve done!

the immaculate derpception

But Walton is not the problem in LA, so Lebron getting him fired won’t mean much.

Didn’t it start with Lance choke motion, though? When Lance was deep bench?

The Lebron Whisperer. I only wish he was much better than he is, then it would be even cooler.

I’m sure Norwegians are busting down the door to make half the pay and have no health insurance, as well as Trump and nuclear war.

Except Crowder cannot shoot. He was league-average before and now is 30 percent from 3. It’s almost like Boston’s system made him better than he really is.

Yep but this is the worst of any Lebron team since Heatles, by a long shot. And the competition is much stiffer this year.

When they kept giving Lil Douchebro Ted Cruz calls when he jumped into players while shooting, I was done

This Toronto team is better, though. It actually has a bench and more than two players.

would be funny except Hinkie didn’t draft him and Hinkie’s process looks pretty brilliant right now

Say what you want about Hinkie, but he didn’t draft this disaster

He shoots like I shoot nerf ball

Remember when they tried to make him a basketball commentator? What a gift.

It’s funny that Simmons’ most cherished “accomplishment”— that the Patriots are good—has absolutely fuckall to do with him. And he sounds miserable despite his millions.

I’m sure they can dig up a post-dated email to Dennis Green’s estate if they need it.

So the Clips will trade him to the Warriors, for McGee, Young, and Casspri?

I didn’t see the movie but went to high school in the town where it was filmed. The town sucks, so my opinion is the movie sucks.