This is the site that recently featured Greek Freak hazing a teammate. I mean, a carful of popcorn isn’t a bleeding rectal injury, but drawing a line on stupid shit is drawing a line.

Because nothing is as fun as spending four hours waiting in line at a stadium and then going down the road to spend six hours in lines for rides and junk food. Full day of fun for the entire family.

Would be cooler if they apologized only to those who weren’t offended.

Ladies and gentlemen, your Ohio Congressional reps of 2040.

Those teams weren’t that good, though, when you have holes like Thomas and how we now see Crowder was clownfraud. Still need a rim protector/rebounder/rim runner.

I’ll trade you a Celtics finals appearance for a Patriots loss and Duke tournament collapse, how’s that?

Man, good thing he didn’t sell an autograph or something, shit woulda got real.

He deserves to be player/coach/GM in LA so Lavar can fuck with him for 8 more years.

Once Lonzo shits the bed for good, we’ll be over him. I mean, he’s basically a one-note Stephen A.

The difference is Rodman was awesome until this Kim thing.

This is the only acceptable way for Alabama to win a championship— a brownish guy whose name Trump can’t pronounce stealing another guy’s job

Fuck all you Jill Stein voters with a rusty chain saw

Except he never won a majority in any Repub primaries until near the end—he never was a slam dunk.

This is the Chinese century. Deal with it.

So this fucker really is like the bizarro world Trump.

Me-first Glory Boy padding his camera time to build brand

clearly accidental

Call me a weirdo who doesn’t understand trading my brain for glory, but if I saw video of this hit on myself, I’d just take my $25 mil or whatever in lifetime earnings and go have a life.

Peterman just needs another chance. Like, a third one.

Peterman shoulda started