Call me a weirdo who doesn’t understand trading my brain for glory, but if I saw video of this hit on myself, I’d just take my $25 mil or whatever in lifetime earnings and go have a life.

Peterman just needs another chance. Like, a third one.

Peterman shoulda started

He’d be the homeliest guy in the Association if not for poor Tyus Jones.

I’d rather have Walton than Lonzo myself.

oh yeah, you know Lebron’s hungry for some of this

I feel cheated because Andy Reid managed his timeouts effectively.

How come no one told me there was a player named Zombo?

What I like is that all these guys are miserable despite objective success.

dude got a lambo for his 16th birthday. Fuck him.

I also can’t picture them standing up and jointly delivering this statement in an oral fashion. I call bogus.

He’ll drown his sorrows between Giselle’s thighs. it will be awful for him.

A long term contract is going to cost a lot more than the tag and is a lot riskier. It would make good sense but also if you think you have a franchise QB you have to gamble, knowing you’re betting at least the next five years and maybe a decade.

Mistakes were made

DO YOUR JOB

His defense is miles better, whether due to teammates, coaching, effort, or all three. Offensively he’s giving the same production with better shooting on fewer minutes.

Maybe Lue is a bad coach and Kyrie is a prima dona. Why not both?

If only we could find some white people with radiation poisoning to sober up the remaining deplorables.

LaVar scoots just in time to avoid the Trump/Bannon nuclear wasteland. Dude is playing four-D chess.

Somebody’s got to be Jeff Fisher