Crablegs McRapeyface always puts up big garbage-time stats that manage to hide his pitiful won-lost record.

That’s some good hustle

Me, too—let the refs call the games. Even with the insane speed and talent on court, they are right 99 percent of the time.

All I need now is the sad JerryJonez gif and my holiday is complete

He goes to work drunk so there’s nothing to look forward to after work.

Just stick Chris and Al out there to count down to New Year’s, regaling us with tales of over/unders and carrying water for underperforming white quarterbacks.

He’s weirdly decent on D, in the same way he’s weirdly good at threes if no one is guarding him. That sub-50 FT percentage is a concern, though.

This is what happens when you get rid of valuable bench cogs like Okafor and Stauskas

On the positive side, this means MORE REPLAYS! Who doesn’t want to see that new Geico commercial for the 200th time?

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

There’s little joy to be had this NFL season, but at least we have Winston’s continued failure amidst the “rape redemption tour.”

There’s little joy to be had this NFL season, but at least we have Winston’s continued failure amidst the “rape redemption tour.”

There’s little joy to be had this NFL season, but at least we have Winston’s continued failure amidst the “rape redemption tour.”

There’s little joy to be had this NFL season, but at least we have Winston’s continued failure amidst the “rape redemption tour.”

George’s rep is basically a guy who can only hit the game-wining shot in a commercial with fifteen takes

He heard Christmas was celebrated “all around the world” and it threw up a red flag for him

Yep, they get the one superstar they really don’t need. LOL

Cool story, except the Nets drafted Kuzma. Also Kuzma is not good on D yet.

It’s almost as if Utah’s defense is soft without Gobert

Roy Williams, obvs