Didn’t you know that stats are all that matters? After all, the Deadspin NBA MVP is a guy who gets lots of ugly triple doubles.

I won a limited edition Matt Doherty “Nobody Remembers Me But I Used To Be Luke Maye” T-shirt

Out of thousands of college games played each year, it kinda makes statistical sense that not only are the best games not the last three, but it’s usually not even the best teams.

The refs got out of the way for the last five minutes. It was just a close game where the bad calls even out, like they usually do. Refs sucked but they didn’t decide the winner.

come on, this is one of the few highlights of their season

This is clearly a job for Coach K

meanwhile, Alex Jones says it’s the Hollywood globalists

is that the imaginary fantasy of assholes that they get to be cheating assholes without consequences? Fuck them

Could be worse. Could be Kyrie irving.

why waste a good coach and real money on Kobe’s last year? Nothing could possibly get done this year besides some ticket sales.

His weakness is shooting so this kind of mitigates that shortcoming. Now he just needs some shooters and three-and-D guys around him.

He’s living in the past. Still drinking Miller Lite.

The fans might be okay with honesty but civil attorneys would be backing dump trucks up to Kraft’s and Jerrah’s vaults.

You can’t really chill the NYT, though. Might scare some random bloggers, the mythical guys in mom’s basement typing in their underwear. And Peter King. But real journalists thrive on this—threats are actually good business.

“We’re in the business of building character...and rich administrators.” — Coach K, probably

Coach K should’ve shook the kid’s hand and said, “I make 200 gwand a game plus endorsements and personal appearances. What’s in your wallet?” This was just bush league trolling.

We got a preview of how this will go down in court.

Actually I am pretty sure Carolina and Notre Dame both wanted to play them.

Hopefully all of them. That would be awesome. Instead we can count on dipshits like this droning about “academic integrity” when the bigger story is the NCAA is a bunch of leeches of the first order.

It’s almost as if teams aren’t different at the end of the year as they were at the beginning, and we don’t even need a tournament.