Insurance liability and lawsuits might force colleges to drop the sport, because money is the only thing that would force them to give up the money.

I can’t decide if he’s a drama queen or if we’re all drama courtiers

If only we could play North Korea (although i guess they’d have Rodman and a bunch of 5'6" starving guys)

K will probably plug in a spare Plumlee or whatever high school senior he wants to bribe toward Duke

Unironic PSAs for I AM THAT GIRL as community service

whether he’s good or bad, it sounds like whoever is on his new team is going to despise him

Blows out knee, makes Jordan cry

The ref thought the shooter was playing for Duke

even if he hit only one of two free throws, it still would’ve been a two-possession lead. Me first glory boy.

Yeah but just make sure it gets touched and bounces around while people scramble for it. The over-the-top long ball is almost always a lot safer for burning time. Heck, take the inbounds pass and throw it straight up in the air as high as you can—the guy at 1.9 seconds could’ve easily done that.

they had TWO of those stupid “throw it off the guy’s knee and hope it goes out of bounds” that were direct assists to the other team. A blind overhead heave deep into space would’ve been better in both instances. Coaches should quit teaching that play because defenders are wise to it now.

never drafting this me-first gloryboi #1 again. Where are his priorities?

The NBA is so lucrative it is stupid to lose a top-5 player over some millions of bucks. (Although I no longer think he can be a top 5er because he can’t stay on the court). I am sure it was a bilateral decision.

He’s started believing Sparnakel’s drooling praise

I also hate with 45.6 seconds left, the SFA coach didn’t set up a two-for-one. Eight to ten seconds to get a shot off, and even if Notre Dame responds, you’re likely to have five to ten seconds for a final possession. Especially if Lumberjack “Sparnakel’s Wet Dream” Walkup was just going to gun from 30 feet one way or…

who are we kidding? He’s just there for the team buffet

Deadspin does this without fail during football season, as if they’re writing for their girlfriend’s moms

Is there any fan anywhere that seriously wants this guy to come to their team?

Waiting patiently for Grayson Allen to enter the draft.

Yeah, like, are there even any young girls around, especially without Jeter on the team?