If an Astro City movie or series were to be made (hey, I can dream, can't I?), Hamm would make a great Samaritan.

I agree the HandEgg crowd has a Richard Dawkinsesque unlikability. However, there'd be a lot less of it if a disinterest in sports didn't mark you as a freak in the eyes of sports fans. If you're a man who isn't into sports, you might as well be wearing a dress.