Guys I am the real Superman and I am doing a real Justice League show that I need interns for since there are real versions of all the Justice League characters, if interested check out my job ad for interns here:

See in the real Superman he also is kind of not superpowered in some ways but what happens is that Superman is a real guy who is the Second Coming of Christ and then Beyonce Knowles is the real Nubia while Kim Kardashian is the real Wonder Woman and Rihanna is the real Vixen and Elon Musk is the real Batman and they…