It’d have to be about $5k “jeeper” for me to consider it

Did I hear someone say “pun”? I’ll go!

I wouldn’t kick it off my porch. How’s that?

You’re pandering to the wrong crowd.

Panda Merit (badge)?

#PandaSteaks2020

No COTD for you. Instead, you get 10 pan-demerits.

Well now that you put it that way, I’ll make sure to avoid giving you any stars!

Under duress…

They shouldn’t have to “Pan”handle to get their asking price...

See what the red arrow is pointing to in this picture?

Lifelong MA resident here. Can confirm. I also only use it 2-3 times a year. Still sucks. I’d rather drive Rt 9 into Boston than take the Pike.

Hey it’s fine as long as you don’t have to drive on it during a weekday from 6am to 6pm. /s

Between this gem:

Dear NP voters, please explain

Ooooh a cheap Rover, I don't see how that could end up being super expensive in the long run.... 

CP haiku? I can dig it. 

Audi for 9 k

Idk I'd buy it just to confuse the shit out of everyone at car shows. To be fair though I do absolutely love fucking with people 

For "fuck it" money I vote "fuck yeah"