Honestly the haiku is an under-utilized form of expression

Audi for 9 k

Idk I'd buy it just to confuse the shit out of everyone at car shows. To be fair though I do absolutely love fucking with people 

For "fuck it" money I vote "fuck yeah" 

I don't care if McLaren built the fucking engine $7k for a 30 year old Taurus is a CP

R what a good price matey

$2500 less and with the same miles as yesterdays tragedy?

I love this so much...

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OK all kidding aside a dihedral synchro-helix glove box sounds fucking delightful 

Oooh Porsche needs to sell mom cars to be profitable and stay in business.....

How many of you hungover assholes are gonna vote NP??

Ultimately almost $5k for a Cobalt SS in different skin isn't a good idea, but neither are 86% of the decisions I make daily, so who the fuck am I to judge? 

I love Ghibli gravy

And this was while Ghosn was at the helm

Goddamn it Andrew you're not wrong 

Seriously, who down votes puppies?? There's some truly terrible people in this world... 

Please let today be the day

You could give me 900 reasons why not, but I'll give you 9000 reasons why you should 

In fact I once wrote a Sonnet about it