I think this may be the best thing I have ever read on Kotaku.

what....the.....fu

Well, you guys know what Gabe was really trying to say.

Half Life 3 confirmed.

Yes, this is legit if it was removed and Nintendo changed its file name away from the code name.

I think if Nintendo wants to REALLY be successful, they have to bring Pokémon to the console in a full featured way nearly forcing all Pokémon fans to have a must own.

So it is really hard for me to understand what is going on here. But, I learned a few things. Today was a good day.

ANYONE WANT TO EXPLAIN??????????

I wanted to be a video game journalist a long time ago. Reviews were my favorite because I had an opinion, I played a lot of games, rarely beat them, and I just thought the podcast/personality part of it was great.

My dreams were changed when I got in touch with Gregory James Miller aka “Gameovergreggy”. I liked him a…

More like....my sex dreams.

It is a modeling opportunity. Most of them are models looking for the chance to land that big gig.

I can’t remember why I did the rep grind to get this expensive rod back in Wrath. Those were the days when I did nothing but play WoW. Happy times that will never come back. The Golden age of WoW. I grew up and became responsible and I have expectations of me now. Kind want to get lost in the game again. Raiding…

This is absolutely AMESOME! So, I can watch the same show they are on mute and listen to them instead? Really? I have always thought about it and wanted to do it. Like, I hate most of the bullshit on TV. I hate TV in general. This seems like the perfect way I can be apart of it and yet, not be.

Oh man, this killed my Halo 2 which was the only thing I used the 360 for till Halo 3. It was the Elite model. Got it Day 1.

lowest common denominator

You no like me pod racers?

I was thinking that it was from those FTL makers. I guess I was wrong.

Please release on Windows 10 mobile. Or at least tease me and put it on iOS. Grrrrrrrr

I started cracking up after the 6th time around. Its real alright and yes, this will start a trend of fake falls.

No love for Shining Force II?

An underpaid slave to our economy.

Never trust someone who has a lot to lose, and nothing to gain. Fear has its own language.

This is what happened when I bought Leaf green on ebay. Got me.