I think this may be the best thing I have ever read on Kotaku.

what....the.....fu

Well, you guys know what Gabe was really trying to say.

Half Life 3 confirmed.

Yes, this is legit if it was removed and Nintendo changed its file name away from the code name.

I think if Nintendo wants to REALLY be successful, they have to bring Pokémon to the console in a full featured way nearly forcing all Pokémon fans to have a must own.

Anyone can learn how to blacksmith!

World of Warcraft taught me how to blacksmith! WHAT THE HECK ARE THESE PEOPLE DOING? They are doing it the hard way! Don’t they know?

So it is really hard for me to understand what is going on here. But, I learned a few things. Today was a good day.

ANYONE WANT TO EXPLAIN??????????

So I have a used iPhone, its in pretty rough shape but it still works fine. Screen is not cracked. I set it back to 1970, it is now a brick house.

I got a NEW PHONE!!!!!!!! Wow, they better figure out a way to fix this before more people take advantage of this.

I wanted to be a video game journalist a long time ago. Reviews were my favorite because I had an opinion, I played a lot of games, rarely beat them, and I just thought the podcast/personality part of it was great.

My dreams were changed when I got in touch with Gregory James Miller aka “Gameovergreggy”. I liked him a…

More like....my sex dreams.

It is a modeling opportunity. Most of them are models looking for the chance to land that big gig.

I can’t remember why I did the rep grind to get this expensive rod back in Wrath. Those were the days when I did nothing but play WoW. Happy times that will never come back. The Golden age of WoW. I grew up and became responsible and I have expectations of me now. Kind want to get lost in the game again. Raiding…

This is absolutely AMESOME! So, I can watch the same show they are on mute and listen to them instead? Really? I have always thought about it and wanted to do it. Like, I hate most of the bullshit on TV. I hate TV in general. This seems like the perfect way I can be apart of it and yet, not be.

Oh man, this killed my Halo 2 which was the only thing I used the 360 for till Halo 3. It was the Elite model. Got it Day 1.

lowest common denominator

You no like me pod racers?

I was thinking that it was from those FTL makers. I guess I was wrong.

Please release on Windows 10 mobile. Or at least tease me and put it on iOS. Grrrrrrrr

For the first time, I like the ole George.

I started cracking up after the 6th time around. Its real alright and yes, this will start a trend of fake falls.

No love for Shining Force II?