Electric Boogie is the only song you can do the electric slide to. Any other song is a different dance.

I think this was an attempt at humor. Maybe trying to get a gig at the Onion.

Make-up, unless you are performing or on TV, is silly on both men and women. I have never understood the point.

No matter how thin you slice it, bologna is still bologna,

When I did service we were docked the cost of the re-fire if the mistake was obviously ours. Made you stay sober and pay attention to the customer.

Wasn’t this a skit on the Dave Chappelle Show?

True, the majority of American’s don’t care for people they dont know and will only help if it doesn’t cost them money

If is getting my time wasted, I guess not.

He’s a teacher and cant afford the real stuff unless he has a Vermont connection. I don’t know if kids should be exposed to under-the-table syrup.

The author in implying a connection between her second paragraph and her third. Being held over for trial because you can’t make bail doesn’t, in most places, increase the prison population.

Here is a very broad comparison:

Because, in most places, if you can’t make bail, you stay in jail, not prison. Jail time can include work-release. These days, monitored home confinement is very common while awaiting trial.

Don’t they sell nut products at Target? If you think they are doing any sort of extra cleaning if a bag of nuts breaks open on the floor you are kidding yourself.

That’s a different question. I just know a county lock-up is very different than a state or federal prison.

In most parts of the country there is a huge difference in the function. form and conditions of the two institutions. I grew up in a city with a federal prison and knew people who work in the jail and in the prison so I am very aware. something a journalist should know to research.

I think you need to look up the difference between jail and prison.

I read this because I had a marginal interest and now I can say i have zero interest. Who over the age of 16 cares? Who pays you real money to write about this?

Also need to had that having sex (the baby making kind) is not required. So if you are unsure of or can’t afford BC, the no intercourse. Simple. And before some nimrod says it, of course this doesn’t apply to rape.

Safe to assume you pass on family style dining and crayfish boils?

So this can be best summed out with read what you sign? When in doubt have an attorney look it over? Its a funny thing to get scammed on. Much more interesting that cars and payday loans.