Make no mistake, Blurred Lines is a gross sexist song that I’m happy has been largely forgotten.

So, uh, the engineer of these door mirrors chimed in on a recent Jalopnik Silverado design-bashing article. Wouldn’t be surprised if he chimed in here.

You see Ivan, tire cannot be of flat if it is made of puncture.

“Can’t say I didn’t warn you.”

So, you got in a game, didn’t understand it, died, then quit playing it forever.  Welcome to being an old man, now you just gotta figure out how to get the little whippersnappers to stop doing Fortnite dances on your lawn.

It’s the gif that keeps on giffing.

I’m just here to give my stars to whoever posts the Chopped gif.

Bow before the one true GIF

Probably “refuel,” but I’m gonna go with “Really Empty.”

Rodgers should shut up & go quietly to the team owner to solve this, not air his grievances to the public.

Good god, didn’t hockey just end like 3 weeks ago?

Joe West looks like a mall Santa that got fired because of beard lice.

Counterpoint: everything BEFORE The Moon and Antarctica is the mixture of garbage juice and butt.

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

The catcher is all of us.

Packer fan here. I utterly despise the Bears and every single one of their fans.

Please attempt to “randomly rest” your hand in the same way Zina Bash did during the hearing and let us know if it feels natural.

I don’t understand how people can be friends with an ex. Not because you think they are now a terrible person or because seeing them reminds you how much you fucked things up. No, for me seeing a girl I once liked (and this includes the two girls I dated before my wife & every girl I had a crush on) just makes me…

I say this in a way that is divorced from Aziz or the woman victimized: