Tangentially related, but am I the only one who despises the K Zone? First of all, you’re superimposing a graphic on the most important part of the screen. Second, just like an umpire’s zone, it’s completely arbitrary. Third, why can’t you wait a few seconds and superimpose it on the replay? There is sooooo much…

This is a better view.

For once, all very good suggestions.

I use the handicap stall every time I poop. It’s always cleaner and I like all the kicking room i gots in there. Really let’s a man relax while he’s trying not to let other people here him loudly fart out sprays of shit in a public bathroom and being labelled as “that guy” as you walk out in shame.

I really don’t understand the need to report specific actions in what are clearly the acute psychotic episodes of a person with mental illness and, in this case, compounded by grief. 

I flipped over to see Sportcenter and this game was on and Bote was up.  Saw the Cubs were down 3-0 and was about to flip the channel when I saw the bases were loaded.  Glad I stayed to see the fireworks.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

That...actually doesn’t look all that appetizing. It looks more like whale blubber than a steak.

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Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

A few years back I was at a Cubs game out in the bleachers, when I witnessed a group of exceptionally drunk 50 year olds cheering on their shaved head friend as he took a nacho helmet and placed it on top of his head. To this day I can’t shake the image of him slowly and purposely pushing it down and the cascade of…

This feels like a rejected Onion article.

Milk + hotel

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

remember sports

“OK, I’m going now... shit, I forgot my bag... ok, going now, fuck, there’s the boss...Ok, now, aw fuck, there’s Jim and he always wants to talk.. ... OK, now...”

They need to revamp their image and start catering to a younger crowd. I think Harley is too old school for that ICQ/MySpace era.

Not true. He makes Pierre so, so much worse.

If I was a boxer I would find a way to make that drop my walk in music.