I think his neck has been consuming blood that should have been supplying his brain for about 20 years now.

I’m starting to think he had some sort of meltdown after Linda Ronstadt dumped him. The timeline checks out.

“Solo is just bad”

battling it out in Obi Wan’s lower intestines

GL: they’re like mystical Sea Monkeys with little tridents and coral crowns and there’s good ones and bad ones who are battling it out in Obi Wan’s lower intestines and it mirrors the larger battle of the light and dark side in the macro-world. Poetry and all. We had eleven scripts finished and Warwick Davis was…

The last movie in the series would’ve undoubtedly been called Triumph Of The Whills, and Fox execs would’ve had a long sit-down with Lucas.