Build it faster and cheaper and as a hybrid (yes, I do understand that wouldn't work).

In other words, each B-2 cost close to same amount as the entire Wynn resort and casino in Las Vegas.

Yeah, but the B-2 would totally win in a fight

How many American consumers are looking to purchase a new long-range stealth super-bomber? None.

How many American consumers are looking to purchase a new long-range stealth super-bomber?

I'm mad that I laughed at this.

If we can see the stealth bomber ad then obviously it's not very stealth

Aside from speaking directly to legislators, it also helps to drum up support for projects and contractors with the general public.

A VERY GOOD QUESTION ! It's marketing both the public and the Congress ! People see a really neat ad and they say, Yea, we should have that ! At the big defense, weapons and gadgets conventions, these ads are played for everyone who has a say in buying these items. Taxpayers must be swayed into thinking there is a…

There are probably a few hundred people in the world this ad is targeted for. People they suspect may be watching the Super Bowl game. The cost of the ad is really small compared to the leverage they expect from it to produce future contracts and gain relief on existing ones.

It makes people lots and lots of money.

This is what states passing ludicrous laws in their own borders looks like. Prisons for profit is better viewed by looking at the campaign contributions for people "tough on crime". Thats where you can tie money to prisons directly.

This is all fine and good but, since this is Jalopnik, can our President help address the more pressing issue: The new 2015 Force India livery needs to GO!

+1 for being extremely offensive

But in my collaborator dreams I would drive something streamlined, supercharged and preferably straight eight powered, excess mobile.

I probably wouldn't drive anything. I would be driven. Right into an extermination camp.

Mitsubishi Space Gear... Because it had space for your gear, ya know?

WHY DO I ONLY HAVE 10 DAYS NOTICE? Do you realize how much work I have to take off right now to watch all of Top Gear?!

What are you, a Replublican? Pay your taxes!

The Route 1 bridge between Virginia and Maryland. This is a NARROW bridge that is totally a "hold-your-breath bridge.

Plus it's got one of those life is worth living phones at the middle!