That's what she said!

This isn't the first time Fox Sports' sister operations pulled this shit: Earlier this year, Fox News did a story on how the Super Bowl could be cancelled due to terrorism because of course it can.

"We pull it out of our asses, you decide."

Don't you know the metal detectors they use for special Super Bowl security are actually collecting biometric data for a government database they can use to come after anyone who digs too much into BENGHAZI?!

My Uncle serviced these beasts in Vietnam. They have come a loooong way.

I believe in this case that the word "report" actually means "I just pulled this out of my ass".

"How stupid do these people think we are?"

Once again, Tyler's blatant hate for Vertical Americans shows its ugly bigoted face.

He's a famous Japanese mountain climber.

Actually, most cars like you to cuddle with them for about 15 minutes after a hard drive.

I laughed at myself when at the 1:00 mark, I mistook the green BMW with the giant-ass wing for a mid-2005s Focus.

she's so cute when she waves to the people she passes haha.

She offers her own Taxi rides now - in a 997 GT3 RS Mk 2.

I'd love to experience Sabine lap the ring first hand.

And then he pulls his pipe out?

I sat down to read this, slipped on some spilled egg nog, and the cable remote was wedged between the sofa cushions, and...

Found a picture of the truck:

You mean like the news reported that asked if a black hole could have swallowed the plane?

"Only if Bigfoot flies a plane." Well, this is the internet. And we do seem to have everything.

I-26 from Johnson City, TN to Asheville, NC through the Smokey Mountains is pretty mind-blowing.