Oh fuuuuck I haven’t seen that in years.

Punisher hasn’t been depicted attacking civilians, as far as I’m aware. The guy has his flaws, but that’s not one of them. Marvel isn’t going to have one of their big stars gunning down bystanders, they’re not morons. 

And yeah, Snyder should never have been let near another superhero movie after this.

Damn cellphones made porn too easy to get, now they don’t want to work for ANYTHING.

Wat about having to search through the forest for the magazine the dirty old men would leave for the youth?

If you never stared excitedly at your TV in hopes of seeing a couple of seconds of green boob on the scrambled playboy channel, you don’t deserve porn!

Back in my younger GenX days we had to watch scrambled porn! Is that a boob? Looks like a boob... oh its a knee.... 

Poor old Gen X just gets forgotten, which seems like the most Gen X thing it could really do.

Millennials: guaranteed paid internships

Well, the article was probably too long for most of them to read all the way through before being distract...

That old, folded up picture of Jenna Jameson and Stephanie Swift pretending to makeout that I tore from a stolen Club magazine got me through most of junior high school.

Pfft, I got my porn the analog way . . . ratty pages of skin mags found in the woods. Or flipping back and forth real quick between channels to try to trick the scrambled porn channel to unscramble for a few seconds. Or raid the mail of my friend’s creepy step-dad who had a thousand porn catalogs come to him every…

Oh, FFS. I’m not shitting on you for being a Millennial, there. I’m shitting on you for claiming that Gen X “stans for the Boomers.” That would be an incorrect thing to say no matter what age you are. Jeez. 

Entirely depends on where you go to school and your major. The only people I know who are being paid less than they owe in student debt are the ones that are going on to be doctors and dentists and such, and those are the very few who don’t have employers paying their tuition. Everyone else with a useful degree walked…

They’ll never know the elation of finding woods porn though...

Stan for the Boomers? Haaaaahahahahhahahahaha. We were getting shit on by the Boomers - and calling them assholes to their faces - back when Millennials were still learning how to go pee-pee in the potty. Please. We were telling Boomers to fuck off before it was cool. Freakin’ kids.

If you have all the same problems we do then it’s really weird that you’re arbitrarily setting yourself against us.

Most of us want to be forgotten and left out of all of this shit. You other generations fight it out among yourselves.

One line at time. And inevitably, your fucking brother would pick up the phone downstairs and you’d lose the damn connection.

Exactly. If you never stared excitedly at a CRT monitor as your 2400 baud modem slowly loaded up a blurry nude, you don’t deserve porn!