Has Maxis done anything right in the last 5 years?

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This, of course, begs the question that mods like this always do.

They didn't trick you into buying it, you knew exactly what it was. If the content didn't justify $15 in your opinion, you shouldn't have fucking bought it.

Wait, what? "'Nintendo' is an adjective, not a noun"? That's so Nintendo.

"Wait, I've seen this case before... It's an iPhone case."

When is Inafune kickstarting the "Help me buy back Capcom now that they are for sale." kickstarter?

The sad part will be people trying to imitate this joke, not realizing it was only funny the first time. Like all those Goat Simulator clones.

Sorry, currently our video library can only be watched from within the United States

✧･ﾟ:* Kotaku, your home for Love and Justice! *:･ﾟ✧

Considering that the original Bomberman turned into a Hard-core abortion..

Well, you should understand much better than me, then. I'm not gay, and I thought it was a very bizarre choice.

Ok, raise your hand if you are one of the apparent freaks who jump by flicking the Control Stick up.

Meanwhile, I played through Mass Effect and Dragon Age without forming a relationship with any character. There are impending invasions. Too busy to worry about love...which just as Kiaden let OP explore the idea of homosexuality, never bonding with others says as much about me.

I never asked people out. …

As a straight man I find it interesting to read about how a gay/bisexual man struggles with his thoughts and then comes to peace with it. As a human being I don't understand how anyone could treat a homosexual differently from a straight person .. People are people, right?

Oddly enough I want a turd hat. Also, I want turd hats in TF2 because hats.

Well this museum just flat out bowled me over, it is the shit! I hope they will be flushed with success.

Oh yes, I'd almost forgotten.