You mean like the Neo-Nazis acting like more diverse casts in the new Star Wars films are attacking them and saying white men are the majority of the bad guys when the Empire in the original trilogy was obvious based on the Nazis (and.had bad guys who were nearly all white men)? For fucks sake they called the mooks…

Spread it far and wide.

Pass me a Kleenex. I’m getting all teary over here thinking about the indignities suffered by those poor rich people who voluntarily spent millions of dollars to purchase real estate in Trump Tower.

Of course, a celibate guy schooling you on sex is about as useful as vegetarian schooling you on what meat tastes like (real meat, I mean).

The only one who was calling him Cool Pope or Chill Pope were you guys. And that was only because at least on the surface he seemed slightly less evil than the guy before him, you know, the one who was a literal member of the Hitler Youth. Not a huge bar to pass.

I used to own a PR firm (sold it in ‘08) and PowerBar was one of our clients. Among their many sponsored athletes was Lance Armstrong. We went down to Austin a couple times to film him doing short pieces on various new products. This was after he had won six Tours and was at the height of his fame.

I was alone in an elevator with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and she farted. I was going to ignore it like a gentleman when she said “woah did somebody step on a duck.” We both laughed and she turned to me and said “no one will ever believe you if you tell this again.” She is one wise lady.

Get to this place? Get? Have you not paid attention to the last 200 years of American history? We’ve been there for a very long time!

Just to be clear, is that 76 in cat years?

Klein was forced to stuff Wildenstein inside a closet to prevent another rabid attack, sources said.

Wildenstein, 76, flew into a “violent rage” and scratched the face of fashion designer Lloyd Klein inside their apartment in Trump World Tower on 1st Avenue and East 47th Street around 1:30 a.m., the sources said.

No, it’s a rebuke to having the adults in charge. It’s a rebuke to civility in politics (although the Tea Party taking over the Republican Party was pretty much the beginning of the end of that). It’s a rebuke to anyone who isn’t a rich, white, straight, Christian male who dared to think they deserve basic civil and…

White supremacy has been normal since the founding of this country. Time didn’t do anything to normalize it.

This woman, Ann Dowd, gives one of the finest performances by any actress that I have ever seen anywhere. What she says in the first season of this show, without saying a single word, could fill the Bible. She is remarkable.

Honestly, as a lover of this show, I don’t blame you. There essentially isn’t a speck of true happiness in it, and all of the characters are terrible people in their own way so it’s hard to root for any of them. Whenever I watch it I feel like there’s a heavy blanket of doom that’s been laid over my body. 

I fucking love this show so much and just cross-my-fingers hope that this final season will be as great as the last. And if you don’t like the show I don’t care and why are you here.

We’re about to have a conspiracy theorist running around in the White House.

Yeah, I’ve eaten at Comet Ping Pong many times and had intended to go eat there again to support it. I don’t think I can anymore, and I kind of think this is going to be it for the restaurant. It’ll go out of business pretty soon because of this.

This is what happens when you feed delusion.

My father, a Trump supporter, is truly and utterly convinced that they’ve had a cure for cancer since the 1960's (Salk discovered it, natch), but the government/big pharma have kept it under wraps.