WHY DONT YOU BUY A GODDAMNED WHEELCHAIR AND PUT ME IN IT

God, can we just all take a moment to appreciate what a glorious movie Soapdish is?

It has arguably one of the greatest casts ever assembled, happily vamping it up for the better part of two hours.

Ugh, I love this movie so much! Used to watch it as a kid and haven’t seen it in ages. It would be a great distraction from Trump except not it’s a associated. So thanks, I guess.

Yes, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KEN!

it’s really not bad. at all. she likes trade, which is really no secret. nothing she’s saying is that terrible. It’s pretty moderate shit.

It’s really... nothing. It’s not as intense as her public persona but it’s not radically different. She’s catering to her audience without fundamentally changing who she is. I don’t get why she was so against publicizing these except then she couldn’t use them again.

.... Why are you surprised she fought so hard against it? She wasn’t trying to hide what was in the speeches, she was fighting against the stupid double standard that had strong undertones of “how dare the uppity lady get paid lots of money to speak to a group who is willing to pay her lots of money to hear words come…

I unabashedly, unapologetically, unironically love Judge Judy. LOVE her. I love how she refuses to suffer fools, I love how she shuts people down with just a look, I love how she yells when she’s just fucking DONE with someone, I love how she says things like DON’T PISS ON MY LEG AND TELL ME IT’S RAINING.

Why would you think she’s corrupt? It’s a smear the RNC has been working on for 30 years. The Clinton Foundation is a charity. They don’t personally benefit from it except possibly by reputation.