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Thank you.

I'd just call it "Cinquecento" too, and have that character from the movie "CARS" be the commercial pitch-man for it.

Q: How do you say Buick in Swedish?

If this is the result of finishing sixth in a fourth-tier stock-car race, imagine the result if......

Whatever it is...have it be a car that says "I'll have my job for much longer than you'll have yours!"

@Lost in the age of Aerostar: I've seen replies to that sticker that say, "My Honor Student's Godfather Is Looking For Your Kid."

Most of today's so-called "broadcast journalists" don't know what real news is, even if it sits on their face and farts for a month.

If you can find the CD "BE THERE!!!" that the late Steve Evans compiled with tons of drag racing commercials from coast-to-coast, there are some Jan Gabriel spots on there, along with some other legendary drag-race-ad microphone shredders (including Dave "Mac" Mclellan and Steve himself)...along with a couple

Chevy should pay Jeremy Clarkson an obscene amount of money to pitch this in tv ads...with the tag line: "YOU can be the Star in this Reasonably-Priced Car."

@Ray Wert: That's because I just made up the term, which you (& everyone else here) are welcome to use.

Right on Ray!

film her....here or there....wtf....

@wkiernan: Film here driving it into a swimming pool with a huge crowd around, Clarkson-style.

@06Limer: You passed with flying colors!

@Jeb_Hoge: After he does his mandatory 3-year stretch with the Florida Dept. of Corrections for running from the cop.

If Lutz and Wert aren't available/can't afford the pay cut, how about P. J. O'Rourke?

@jbh11126: California is the same way.