I think the joke here was that "there's no way there's such thing as 'Royals playoff tickets' so I'm going to presume this is some kind of money laundering scheme." I could be wrong.

Thank god that I'm a Mets fan, we never have this sort of problem.

I'm surprised the credit card companies didn't reject the purchases as fraud.

NO HE PUT HIS HAND ON MY CEILING HIS GROSS HANDPRINT IS STLL THERE IDK HOW TO GET IT OFF???

I also hate "beverage."

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

Smoke pot: 16 games

MLB: Jonathan, we're suspending you for 7 games

"Now that is a distraction."

Nobody in the NFL, Roger? Mortensen just making shit up, is he? McManus too? Roger Goodell, moral arbiter of justice, wielder of both big mouth AND big stick, with a whole security team full of goons at his beck and call, didn't have anybody take a gander at a video everyone who followed this knew existed, when TMZ…

Well at least now I know that LeSean McCoy wouldn't fit in with my group of friends. We would've tipped $7.44, put it on twitter, and then giggled about it for three days.

From talking to reporters who did get burned on this (and there are a lot of them), they're angry for both reasons: Because they got fucked over by their sources, and because it was in the service of smearing a victim of domestic violence. And they are really, really mad.

Burn your sources. They used you to smear the victim of a violent assault. SET THEM ON FIRE.

I wrote this yesterday and I'll say it again, are the reporters mad because the NFL was complicit in the battery of a woman and the league's willingness to make it go away or are they mad because the league made them look bad? If Mort, Schefter and others really want to show that they give a shit name names. Yeah…

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

Fuck all these motherfuckers.

OH SHIT IT'S ME.

Consider forming really strong opinions about independent video games.

Avoid being sexually attractive