The Cardinals fandom is all of Arizona and nothing more. It is the most geographically pleasing fandom.

Notice anything else interesting?

I'm wearing pants right now, because I am a grown-ass man with a career.

Shorts can be cool if done right. You know what's not cool? Swamp ass. That's not cool. That's why sometimes, shorts are needed.

"I can watch every game for my team in the English Premier League."

still pisses me off I think I'm going to hear "Werewolf in London" only to hear whatever crap his song is.

Prince was the best halftime show ever.

In fairness, Bruno Mars wasn't half bad, nor were Springsteen, The Who, Beyonce.

We should just Kickstarter the money it would take to bribe the NFL to get Weird Al to play Super Bowl halftime.

Gallant: "Hey, that's Payola!"

In the broadest application possible: Fuck the NFL.

Wait, Coldplay? They'll pay to get this gig just to spite the world.

Another sign the NFL doesn't get it: Petition started for Weird Al to play halftime got over 150k signatures.

This immediately reminded me of an old episode of Doug; "The shoe doesn't count!"

This is the most excited anyone has ever been to attend a Royals game

Would you say that to black military service members?

Most of the time, my team's cornpone Midwestern shtick grates on me, but this is one of those rare occasions where being a Royals fan feels kind of special and good instead of pointless and miserable.

She's doing it wrong, everyone else is making $77 an hour.

Just look at his amazing celebration after the game.

That's what a "cross-state interleague showdown" is - two teams in different leagues that play in the same state.