Ha! Well played, sir. Ah yes, club sandwiches. Took me a while, and I even used Google...

Dahmer was a serial killer of adults, not a child molester.

Related question: Why don't "board shorts" have any lining?

I'm not a big Prince fan: Yes, his halftime show was great.

That cut is actually kinda popular. I like them!

"White men use their weapons wisely..." Yeah, like walking into a Wal-Mart with one. No dangerous, paranoid or even slightly off balance person would ever do that.

Yeah, you actually kind of are, or at least you were for that brief moment. Congratulations! Have a sweet treat. You've earned it!

You kinda missed the point there. Like, all the way missed it.

The $10 is a great supplemental income for that holding-cities-hostage-for-tax-dollars gig they've got going right now.

This is a great way to get fans to come to games in person.

Careful, she's on bath salts.

You could charge an iPhone TWICE on 4AA batteries, and that's it.

...now used on cars and bullet trains. NEXT.

The Kansas City Royals offense. AMIRITE???

...sorry, wrong site for this.

That's really clever. I like how he said "You're Welcome" unprompted. That's a really funny thing that people should do more often.

Nah, the movie doesn't assume the breeders are all poor. You're assuming that as a viewer.

You might be King of the Pussies for playing the "battered husband" card here.

Yes, please tell us more about how Janay Palmer was physically bullying an NFL player. I'd like to hear your take on Javon Belcher too.

You're not familiar with abusive relationships, are you?

Like you said, because it's a big deal.