This should be the next version of R.B.I. Baseball.

This Pine Tar Incident sequel really isn't as entertaining as the first. They should have used the original cast.

This fact has been documented on video.

I so want him to be right, because the idea of diving FEELS right but...yeah.

He's also stealing Seinfeld's material.

The Priceline Negotiator would make a compelling supply and demand argument here.

Excellent. THAT'S how you use a clever reference, folks.

Bump bum bumbum...bwrrrrrrr (Price is Right sound)

I reeeaaaaaallly want to like the Dodgers. I live 2 miles from the stadium, but having the highest payroll kinda takes the excitement out of it. It seems like if they DON'T win it all they blew it.

We can assume The Late Show is already working on the "Top Ten Rejected NFL Rule Changes".

I wasn't questioning it. I was sincerely surprised. I know internet comments are usually sarcasm-based but I actually meant that.

Kansas City's similar "No Darkies" rules at the Power and Light District included a ban on Timberlands, among other things. Racism is cunning!

All vaccines are organic. I have a feeling this is sarcastic though. It's not reading very well in print.

Eli Cash, you rascal.

It's a good point. Nobody's being sold into slavery here, but the conditions might be such that people have no other choice. Sucks either way.

STFU, Donny.

Wow! I went to school for journalism and actually have been a professional writer for 14 years (not trying to humblebrag, using it for context), and JUST learned that you could spell "lede" that way. Thanks for the tip!

Nailed it.

This is a great bracket! Wait, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SOCCER FANS"???

That comment is as relevant as a 50-year-old golfer.