Bump bum bumbum...bwrrrrrrr (Price is Right sound)

I kinda like it. Let's check back in two years and see if it has even 1% impact with the fans.

I reeeaaaaaallly want to like the Dodgers. I live 2 miles from the stadium, but having the highest payroll kinda takes the excitement out of it. It seems like if they DON'T win it all they blew it.

We can assume The Late Show is already working on the "Top Ten Rejected NFL Rule Changes".

I wasn't questioning it. I was sincerely surprised. I know internet comments are usually sarcasm-based but I actually meant that.

Kansas City's similar "No Darkies" rules at the Power and Light District included a ban on Timberlands, among other things. Racism is cunning!

All vaccines are organic. I have a feeling this is sarcastic though. It's not reading very well in print.

Eli Cash, you rascal.

It's a good point. Nobody's being sold into slavery here, but the conditions might be such that people have no other choice. Sucks either way.

STFU, Donny.

Wow! I went to school for journalism and actually have been a professional writer for 14 years (not trying to humblebrag, using it for context), and JUST learned that you could spell "lede" that way. Thanks for the tip!

Nailed it.

This is a great bracket! Wait, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SOCCER FANS"???

Maybe they're doing that too. I mean, I announce pretty regularly that I have used the bathroom, but it doesn't make up my entire day. It takes up a lot of it, sure, but I do other stuff too.

That comment is as relevant as a 50-year-old golfer.

Good call out!

Wait a minute. What about that time Niles hit the half court shot? That arena was PACKED.

Maybe by city proper, but that's an arbitrary distinction. Metro area's where it's at.

Also, he's not the one actually WRITING the news stories. You understand this, right?

I'm curious as to how you have such a specific insight into his motivation for coming out. I think you're assuming.