Wow! I went to school for journalism and actually have been a professional writer for 14 years (not trying to humblebrag, using it for context), and JUST learned that you could spell "lede" that way. Thanks for the tip!

Nailed it.

This is a great bracket! Wait, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SOCCER FANS"???

That comment is as relevant as a 50-year-old golfer.

Good call out!

Wait a minute. What about that time Niles hit the half court shot? That arena was PACKED.

Maybe by city proper, but that's an arbitrary distinction. Metro area's where it's at.

Also, he's not the one actually WRITING the news stories. You understand this, right?

I'm curious as to how you have such a specific insight into his motivation for coming out. I think you're assuming.

Meh.

Nobody from California says "Cali".

Dude, you're the one who brought race into it. You tried to point out the irony of cheering for "black men" while decrying "lowlifes". You're the one who implied they're the same thing...which they're not.

Wait wait wait, ED, why are you assuming the "lowlifes" are black? (yeah yeah, I know someone already said it.)

Celebrities: They're just like us!

Did the refs spot the Seahawks 35 points this week too?

Yes, the terrorists - like the Denver Broncos - just didn't "hit" the Super Bowl due to lack of interest. The defense is irrelevant.

Yes, and he's married into the Walton family, so it could be a big smokescreen.

That's a pretty great site. And with the Forum just upgraded and Hollywood Park closing it makes sense. Though I'm not a huge fan of holding cities hostage to get FREE money to upgrade stadiums (And the Edward Jones Dome ain't that bad, I've been).

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There's got to be more to this story. And I want everyone to know, not just for context, but to truly show how important I am: That I also interview demi-celebrities professionally, which makes me basically an expert.

Did they do these maps for wildcard week too? I'M OUT OF MAPS TO LOOK AT.